If the only wedding marked on your calendar is the royal wedding, you might need a brownie.
If your boss of 5 years called you the wrong name this week, you might need a brownie.
If the last Saturday night you spent out was under a different president, you might need a brownie.
If your goal is to make it through a St. Patrick’s day parade sober, you might need a brownie.
If you’re a warlock who just got fired from his multi-million dollar contract, you might need a brownie.
If you’re paler than a polar bear after the long cold winter, you might need a brownie.
If it’s that time of month, you definitely need a brownie.
If you’ve only got one brownie left, you might need to make more.
I’ll go with… if it’s a Wednesday, you need a brownie 😉
If you went to the first day of a new job today and then went to your parents’ place afterwards to sob and have a mild panic attack, you need a brownie.
I need a brownie.
nothing like hearing about that time of the month from a male blogger. i love it. id like a brownie and its 6 am. ok?
Matter of fact…I ate the last brownie for breakfast. 🙂
Paler than a polar bear…I’m identifying with this one. Thankfully, it’s *supposed* to be 66 degrees in NYC on Friday. Fingers crossed! But I’m still eating a brownie either way.
I am definitely paler than a polar bear – so bring on the brownies!
I’m going with the polar bear, heh heh. Definitely need some brownies in my life!
I can see this developing into an entire Jeff Foxworthy-esque franchise.
Oh, Evan. You get me every time.
How about if you’ve already been invited to sixteen weddings this summer? Can I have two brownies? Or six?
Oh Lord, I’d take the whole pan.
If you woke up this morning and made it out of bed… you deserve a brownie! 😀 Mmmm….! 🙂
“If the only wedding marked on your calendar is the royal wedding, you might need a brownie.” HAHAH, agreed! wanna get married so we can change this?! hehe j/k. i am such a cougar. bahha
I’d be up for getting engaged, calling it off at the last minute, and keeping all the gifts. I need a new blender.
I think I always need a brownie!
I’m always paler than a polar bear. Brownies all day everyday!
I think they are all valid reasons to need a brownie. So funny! These look AMAZING!!!
this is the best post I have read in a while.
do warlocks eat brownies?
It’s second semester of my senior year. I definitely need a pan…
I need a brownie. Do you deliver? 😉
Ha, loved this!! According to all the things you listed, I think that I might need a brownie 😉
I need a brownie!
I can always count on your witty posts to make my afternoons at work a little better 🙂
I totally need a brownie today…
I love the last one…time of the month.
You are going to make SUCH a great boyfriend/husband/partner one day 🙂
You might need a brownie if you forgot your lunch and haven’t eaten for 8 hours… story of my life.
This is not only hilarious, Evan, but I’m literally drooling on my keyboard. GORGEOUS photographs!
Evan, you are the best! 😀
xoxo
Kathleen
Ugh, I should have had a brownie today. Maybe tomorrow! Maybe you should smuggle one of these brownies into Starbucks tomorrow…Maybe you should sell your brownies at Starbucks! Maybe I should go to bed before I keep deliriously typing on your blog.
You are too funny 🙂 I love this!
This was too funny! Made me laugh!
Thanks for that! I think I need a brownie, but I don’t know why.
If the bar ran out of Guinness on St. Patty’s day they should be ashamed. I will take a brownie… Nice post I really laughed…
I need a brownie to celebrate my new tattoo.
Lol…everyone needs a brownie :)! Yours look yummy!
I need a brownie after reading this (and drooling)….